Ron Ott's John T. Chick Page

Ron's John T. Chick Page

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER READ THAT HAS OFFENDED ME!

I read flight 144, a great little diddy about how a couple of missionaries are thrown outa Heaven because they haven't saved one soul. Being kind to others means nothing! I could go out and shoot people, just as long as I accepted Jesus into my heart. What a crock of crap.

The next happy tale I read was called Crisis. It was supposed to convert Jehovah Witness to Born Agains by hanging the fate of their little girl over their heads. I listen to Slayer, King Diamond and all these terrible devil worship bands, and have never been so disgusted in my life. At least you can tell that these bands are just joking around, and they certainly don't try to influence kids into their beliefs. This guy is the scariest, paranoid, delusional M. F. around.

I can't wait to find the one about Holloween. I'm sure it will be a real side splitter. Does someone have to die in every one of his cartoons? Parents really get pissed off is someone dies in Batman & Superman comics, or on T.V., but this is OK. Man, if they ever get rid of the first amendment because of Hustler, Heavy Metal, or TV, I'm gonna be the first in line to stop this sick dude.

I was born a Christian, and try to go out of my way to help people, and try to understand the views of others. I do this because I feel its right, and I feel good when I help others. I think that really shows Jesus in your heart. This guy totally embarrassed my religion. If his version of Heaven is all there is, I think I'll pass.

Check out John T. Chick's web site and read Boo!, The Crisis, The Curse of Baphomet(My personal best), Doom Town, The Trick, Where's Rabbi Waxman (In HELL!), and That Crazy Guy. All of these stories are guaranteed to lift your spirits, or damn you into a pit of fire. You gotta check out the faceless God. He is scariest in Last Rites.

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created: 11/13/1995