Ron Ott's On line Apology

On Line Apology

To Whom it may concern:

I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me. My remark/action I did toward you was totally uncalled for. I'm a louse, less then pond scum. I beg for your forgiveness.

Sometimes my brain doesn't have the slightest idea what my mouth is saying. I'm always joking around, and I get carried away. I hope you understand that I didn't mean to offend you in any way. I only was poking fun at the situation. I now know that there was nothing "funny" about it. Hopefully sometime in the future I will grow out of this stage.

People misunderstanding my sense of humor has been a problem for me from the beginning. I'm trying to improve my insensitivity toward my co-works, but it is an uphill battle. The only thing I can hope for is understanding, forgiveness, and patience from my peers.

Sincerely

Ronald R. Ott

P.S.

I'm sure your wife is not as fat as I implied, and I have no idea as to how she is in bed. The same thing can be said for your sister, grandmother, or daughter, I'm sure they are very beautiful in their own way. I have no feelings at all for your brother, father, or sons, I was only kidding. Believe me I have never touched your dog. I'm confident that the acne problem your experiencing can easily be rectified, by an experienced doctor. I'm sure that a bar of soap will take care of the other matters. I feel very ashamed of what I did to your car. I hope it will just wipe off. I will stop making those inappropriate noises when you walk by. I know I should start acting my age. As you read this, the offensive material is being removed. I know the bathroom is no place to voice an opinion, and I will clean it up this weekend. Just to make sure it is perfectly clear "I'm sorry, and I didn't touch any of your pets."

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created: 5/15/1995